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solomon
Joined : 2008-03-02
Age : 54
Location : San Isidro, Pilar Bohol, Philippines
Status : single
Hometown : Candijay,Bohol
Ordained : 1995-04-27
melchiesd- Joined : 2008-07-15
tersa wrote:solomon wrote:dia na.. nag abot na ang mga members sa Phylum Batodnata!tersa wrote:melchiesd wrote:kahapon, may nakita
akong isang palaka...
sabi ng palaka,
"kokak, kokak"
kanina, may nakita na
naman akong isang palaka...
sabi ng palaka,
"kokak, kokak"
wala lang,
baka siya rin yung kahapon.
hi ekemmmss..
wala kay lingaw nuh?? heheheeh!!!!! regards..
toa na nag reply na ang phylum ma-virusan-ta!!!!!
wa na, nanggawas nag mga binatod. basig sunod manggawas ang mga iniko. kuyaw na jud na!
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melchiesd wrote:tersa wrote:solomon wrote:dia na.. nag abot na ang mga members sa Phylum Batodnata!tersa wrote:melchiesd wrote:kahapon, may nakita
akong isang palaka...
sabi ng palaka,
"kokak, kokak"
kanina, may nakita na
naman akong isang palaka...
sabi ng palaka,
"kokak, kokak"
wala lang,
baka siya rin yung kahapon.
hi ekemmmss..
wala kay lingaw nuh?? heheheeh!!!!! regards..
toa na nag reply na ang phylum ma-virusan-ta!!!!!
wa na, nanggawas nag mga binatod. basig sunod manggawas ang mga iniko. kuyaw na jud na!
tsk-tsk-tsk, dilikado kemmsss ug matakdan ni si kuya sol ni iko. whahahahah!!!!
awww.. puntos pajud diay to si nung iko kay nahalin man, bisan last trip kay naka front set man.
kining tawhana wa nay pag asa mahalin...
solomon- Joined : 2008-03-02
ayaaayyy.. luoya pud nang tawhana uytersa wrote:melchiesd wrote:
wa na, nanggawas nag mga binatod. basig sunod manggawas ang mga iniko. kuyaw na jud na!
tsk-tsk-tsk, dilikado kemmsss ug matakdan ni si kuya sol ni iko. whahahahah!!!!
awww.. puntos pajud diay to si nung iko kay nahalin man, bisan last trip kay naka front set man.
kining tawhana wa nay pag asa mahalin...
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solomon wrote:ayaaayyy.. luoya pud nang tawhana uytersa wrote:melchiesd wrote:
wa na, nanggawas nag mga binatod. basig sunod manggawas ang mga iniko. kuyaw na jud na!
tsk-tsk-tsk, dilikado kemmsss ug matakdan ni si kuya sol ni iko. whahahahah!!!!
awww.. puntos pajud diay to si nung iko kay nahalin man, bisan last trip kay naka front set man.
kining tawhana wa nay pag asa mahalin...
whaaaa!!!! gapalingoglingog....
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solomon- Joined : 2008-03-02
aron kuno.. ajaw palingog lingog diha uy!tersa wrote:solomon wrote:ayaaayyy.. luoya pud nang tawhana uytersa wrote:melchiesd wrote:
wa na, nanggawas nag mga binatod. basig sunod manggawas ang mga iniko. kuyaw na jud na!
tsk-tsk-tsk, dilikado kemmsss ug matakdan ni si kuya sol ni iko. whahahahah!!!!
awww.. puntos pajud diay to si nung iko kay nahalin man, bisan last trip kay naka front set man.
kining tawhana wa nay pag asa mahalin...
whaaaa!!!! gapalingoglingog....
Guest- Guest
solomon wrote:aron kuno.. ajaw palingog lingog diha uy!tersa wrote:solomon wrote:ayaaayyy.. luoya pud nang tawhana uytersa wrote:melchiesd wrote:
wa na, nanggawas nag mga binatod. basig sunod manggawas ang mga iniko. kuyaw na jud na!
tsk-tsk-tsk, dilikado kemmsss ug matakdan ni si kuya sol ni iko. whahahahah!!!!
awww.. puntos pajud diay to si nung iko kay nahalin man, bisan last trip kay naka front set man.
kining tawhana wa nay pag asa mahalin...
whaaaa!!!! gapalingoglingog....
aron kuno.. ajaw palingog lingog diha uy-SOLOMON!!!! WHAAAAAHHH!!!!
solomon
Joined : 2008-03-02
Age : 54
Location : San Isidro, Pilar Bohol, Philippines
Status : single
Hometown : Candijay,Bohol
Ordained : 1995-04-27
uy, ngano gud tawng ako nga hagbay ra kong nahalin..nagtukod naman gani pog laing branch kay grabe ka indemand ang negosyo ahehehehetersa wrote:
aron kuno.. ajaw palingog lingog diha uy-SOLOMON!!!! WHAAAAAHHH!!!!
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solomon wrote:uy, ngano gud tawng ako nga hagbay ra kong nahalin..nagtukod naman gani pog laing branch kay grabe ka indemand ang negosyo ahehehehetersa wrote:
aron kuno.. ajaw palingog lingog diha uy-SOLOMON!!!! WHAAAAAHHH!!!!
mao pud +++++ AMEN!!!! +++++
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somethin to laugh about
Marriage (Part I)
Typical macho man married typical good-looking woman and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not."
Marriage (Part II)
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last.' "
Marriage (Part III)
Husband and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and
says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. After sometime, he
realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
He says, "In bed this early? Doing what?"
She says, "Getting a second opinion!"
Marriage (Part IV)
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. After a while, the man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home now, Mother of six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
Marriage (Part I)
Typical macho man married typical good-looking woman and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not."
Marriage (Part II)
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last.' "
Marriage (Part III)
Husband and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and
says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. After sometime, he
realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
He says, "In bed this early? Doing what?"
She says, "Getting a second opinion!"
Marriage (Part IV)
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. After a while, the man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home now, Mother of six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
Guest- Guest
A food to your funny bone.........
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
>and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
>big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
>after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
>for the first time.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
>before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
>some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
>first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about
>an hour.
>
>He tells the boy everything there is to know about
>condoms and sex.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how
>many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
>family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because
>he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time
>and all.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
>house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
>so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
>where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
>offers to say grace and bows his head.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
>prayer, with his head down.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the
>boy.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
>girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
>"I had no idea you were this religious."
>
>* * * * * * * *
>
>The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
>your father was a pharmacist."
>
>* * * * * * * * *
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
>and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
>big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
>after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
>for the first time.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
>before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
>some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
>first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about
>an hour.
>
>He tells the boy everything there is to know about
>condoms and sex.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how
>many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
>family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because
>he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time
>and all.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
>house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
>so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
>where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
>offers to say grace and bows his head.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
>prayer, with his head down.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the
>boy.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
>girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
>"I had no idea you were this religious."
>
>* * * * * * * *
>
>The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
>your father was a pharmacist."
>
>* * * * * * * * *
Guest- Guest
tersa wrote:A food to your funny bone.........
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
>and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
>big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
>after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
>for the first time.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
>before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
>some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
>first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about
>an hour.
>
>He tells the boy everything there is to know about
>condoms and sex.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how
>many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
>family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because
>he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time
>and all.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
>house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
>so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
>where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
>offers to say grace and bows his head.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
>prayer, with his head down.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the
>boy.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
>girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
>"I had no idea you were this religious."
>
>* * * * * * * *
>
>The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
>your father was a pharmacist."
>
>* * * * * * * * *
He, he, he. Ate Ters, na diosnon ug kalit ang laki.
Guest- Guest
edward wrote:tersa wrote:A food to your funny bone.........
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
>and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
>big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
>after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
>for the first time.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
>before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
>some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
>first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about
>an hour.
>
>He tells the boy everything there is to know about
>condoms and sex.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how
>many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
>family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because
>he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time
>and all.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
>house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
>so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
>where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
>offers to say grace and bows his head.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
>prayer, with his head down.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the
>boy.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
>girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
>"I had no idea you were this religious."
>
>* * * * * * * *
>
>The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
>your father was a pharmacist."
>
>* * * * * * * * *
He, he, he. Ate Ters, na diosnon ug kalit ang laki.
lahi nga pagka diosnon kuya kay dala pangluspad!!!! bwahahahah!!!!
Guest- Guest
hihihi te ters nanluspad jd!
