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solomon

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Age : 49
Location : San Isidro, Pilar Bohol, Philippines
Status : single
Hometown : Candijay,Bohol
Ordained : 1995-04-27

STORIES TO TELL

Post by solomon on Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:48 pm

First topic message reminder :

any story you would like to share...
waiting angels

melchiesd

Joined : 2008-07-15

Re: STORIES TO TELL

Post by melchiesd on Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:10 pm

tersa wrote:
solomon wrote:
tersa wrote:
melchiesd wrote:kahapon, may nakita
akong isang palaka...

sabi ng palaka,
"kokak, kokak"


kanina, may nakita na
naman akong isang palaka...

sabi ng palaka,
"kokak, kokak"



wala lang,


baka siya rin yung kahapon.
big grin giggling

hi ekemmmss..
wala kay lingaw nuh?? heheheeh!!!!! regards..
dia na.. nag abot na ang mga members sa Phylum Batodnata! rolling

toa na nag reply na ang phylum ma-virusan-ta!!!!! hate comp

wa na, nanggawas nag mga binatod. basig sunod manggawas ang mga iniko. kuyaw na jud na!

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Re: STORIES TO TELL

Post by Guest on Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:09 am

melchiesd wrote:
tersa wrote:
solomon wrote:
tersa wrote:
melchiesd wrote:kahapon, may nakita
akong isang palaka...

sabi ng palaka,
"kokak, kokak"


kanina, may nakita na
naman akong isang palaka...

sabi ng palaka,
"kokak, kokak"



wala lang,


baka siya rin yung kahapon.
big grin giggling

hi ekemmmss..
wala kay lingaw nuh?? heheheeh!!!!! regards..
dia na.. nag abot na ang mga members sa Phylum Batodnata! rolling

toa na nag reply na ang phylum ma-virusan-ta!!!!! hate comp

wa na, nanggawas nag mga binatod. basig sunod manggawas ang mga iniko. kuyaw na jud na!

tsk-tsk-tsk, dilikado kemmsss ug matakdan ni si kuya sol ni iko. whahahahah!!!! rolling nagbuhakhak wicked

awww.. puntos pajud diay to si nung iko kay nahalin man, bisan last trip kay naka front set man.

kining tawhana wa nay pag asa mahalin..
.
drooling2 tongue out tongue bleeeh

solomon

Joined : 2008-03-02

Re: STORIES TO TELL

Post by solomon on Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:05 am

tersa wrote:
melchiesd wrote:
wa na, nanggawas nag mga binatod. basig sunod manggawas ang mga iniko. kuyaw na jud na!

tsk-tsk-tsk, dilikado kemmsss ug matakdan ni si kuya sol ni iko. whahahahah!!!! rolling nagbuhakhak wicked

awww.. puntos pajud diay to si nung iko kay nahalin man, bisan last trip kay naka front set man.

kining tawhana wa nay pag asa mahalin..
.
drooling2 tongue out tongue bleeeh
ayaaayyy.. luoya pud nang tawhana uy wicked wicked

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Re: STORIES TO TELL

Post by Guest on Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:09 am

solomon wrote:
tersa wrote:
melchiesd wrote:
wa na, nanggawas nag mga binatod. basig sunod manggawas ang mga iniko. kuyaw na jud na!

tsk-tsk-tsk, dilikado kemmsss ug matakdan ni si kuya sol ni iko. whahahahah!!!! rolling nagbuhakhak wicked

awww.. puntos pajud diay to si nung iko kay nahalin man, bisan last trip kay naka front set man.

kining tawhana wa nay pag asa mahalin..
.
drooling2 tongue out tongue bleeeh
ayaaayyy.. luoya pud nang tawhana uy wicked wicked

whaaaa!!!! gapalingoglingog.... firing squad[b]

solomon

Joined : 2008-03-02

Re: STORIES TO TELL

Post by solomon on Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:11 am

tersa wrote:
solomon wrote:
tersa wrote:
melchiesd wrote:
wa na, nanggawas nag mga binatod. basig sunod manggawas ang mga iniko. kuyaw na jud na!

tsk-tsk-tsk, dilikado kemmsss ug matakdan ni si kuya sol ni iko. whahahahah!!!! rolling nagbuhakhak wicked

awww.. puntos pajud diay to si nung iko kay nahalin man, bisan last trip kay naka front set man.

kining tawhana wa nay pag asa mahalin..
.
drooling2 tongue out tongue bleeeh
ayaaayyy.. luoya pud nang tawhana uy wicked wicked

whaaaa!!!! gapalingoglingog.... firing squad
aron kuno.. ajaw palingog lingog diha uy!
rolling whahaha drooling2
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Re: STORIES TO TELL

Post by Guest on Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:15 am

solomon wrote:
tersa wrote:
solomon wrote:
tersa wrote:
melchiesd wrote:
wa na, nanggawas nag mga binatod. basig sunod manggawas ang mga iniko. kuyaw na jud na!

tsk-tsk-tsk, dilikado kemmsss ug matakdan ni si kuya sol ni iko. whahahahah!!!! rolling nagbuhakhak wicked

awww.. puntos pajud diay to si nung iko kay nahalin man, bisan last trip kay naka front set man.

kining tawhana wa nay pag asa mahalin..
.
drooling2 tongue out tongue bleeeh
ayaaayyy.. luoya pud nang tawhana uy wicked wicked

whaaaa!!!! gapalingoglingog.... firing squad
aron kuno.. ajaw palingog lingog diha uy!
rolling whahaha drooling2

aron kuno.. ajaw palingog lingog diha uy-SOLOMON!!!! WHAAAAAHHH!!!!
firing squad
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Joined : 2008-03-02
Age : 49
Location : San Isidro, Pilar Bohol, Philippines
Status : single
Hometown : Candijay,Bohol
Ordained : 1995-04-27

Re: STORIES TO TELL

Post by solomon on Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:22 am

tersa wrote:
aron kuno.. ajaw palingog lingog diha uy-SOLOMON!!!! WHAAAAAHHH!!!!
firing squad
uy, ngano gud tawng ako nga hagbay ra kong nahalin..nagtukod naman gani pog laing branch kay grabe ka indemand ang negosyo ahehehehe
haha haha
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Re: STORIES TO TELL

Post by Guest on Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:25 am

solomon wrote:
tersa wrote:
aron kuno.. ajaw palingog lingog diha uy-SOLOMON!!!! WHAAAAAHHH!!!!
firing squad
uy, ngano gud tawng ako nga hagbay ra kong nahalin..nagtukod naman gani pog laing branch kay grabe ka indemand ang negosyo ahehehehe
haha haha


mao pud +++++ AMEN!!!! +++++
nanguros nalibat bleeeh tongue tongue out drooling2
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Re: STORIES TO TELL

Post by Guest on Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:24 am

somethin to laugh about


Marriage (Part I)


Typical macho man married typical good-looking woman and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not."

Marriage (Part II)


Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last.' "

Marriage (Part III)


Husband and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and
says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. After sometime, he
realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
He says, "In bed this early? Doing what?"
She says, "Getting a second opinion!"

Marriage (Part IV)


A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. After a while, the man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home now, Mother of six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
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Re: STORIES TO TELL

Post by Guest on Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:28 am

A food to your funny bone.........

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
>and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
>big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
>after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
>for the first time.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
>before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
>some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
>first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about
>an hour.
>
>He tells the boy everything there is to know about
>condoms and sex.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how
>many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
>family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because
>he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time
>and all.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
>house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
>so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
>where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
>offers to say grace and bows his head.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
>prayer, with his head down.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the
>boy.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
>girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
>"I had no idea you were this religious."
>
>* * * * * * * *
>
>The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
>your father was a pharmacist."
>
>* * * * * * * * *
nagbuhakhak nagbuhakhak nagbuhakhak
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Re: STORIES TO TELL

Post by Guest on Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:23 am

tersa wrote:A food to your funny bone.........

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
>and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
>big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
>after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
>for the first time.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
>before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
>some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
>first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about
>an hour.
>
>He tells the boy everything there is to know about
>condoms and sex.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how
>many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
>family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because
>he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time
>and all.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
>house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
>so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
>where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
>offers to say grace and bows his head.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
>prayer, with his head down.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the
>boy.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
>girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
>"I had no idea you were this religious."
>
>* * * * * * * *
>
>The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
>your father was a pharmacist."
>
>* * * * * * * * *
nagbuhakhak nagbuhakhak nagbuhakhak

He, he, he. Ate Ters, na diosnon ug kalit ang laki. haha
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Re: STORIES TO TELL

Post by Guest on Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:42 am

edward wrote:
tersa wrote:A food to your funny bone.........

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
>and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
>big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
>after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
>for the first time.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
>before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
>some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
>first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about
>an hour.
>
>He tells the boy everything there is to know about
>condoms and sex.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how
>many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
>family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because
>he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time
>and all.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
>house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
>so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
>where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
>offers to say grace and bows his head.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
>prayer, with his head down.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the
>boy.
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
>girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
>"I had no idea you were this religious."
>
>* * * * * * * *
>
>The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
>your father was a pharmacist."
>
>* * * * * * * * *
nagbuhakhak nagbuhakhak nagbuhakhak

He, he, he. Ate Ters, na diosnon ug kalit ang laki. haha

lahi nga pagka diosnon kuya kay dala pangluspad!!!! bwahahahah!!!! rolling rolling rolling
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Re: STORIES TO TELL

Post by Guest on Sat Aug 15, 2009 5:36 pm

hihihi te ters nanluspad jd!

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